Remember that time you watched Empire Strikes Back and you said to yourself.... "Man! Luke you lucky guy! I wish i could sleep in that dead Tuan Tuan carcass". Well now you can!
This amazing Tuan Tuan sleeping bag from Think Geek simulates the warmth of a fresh Tuan carcass. It has printed intestines on the inside for anatomical acuracy. To top all that, you have a plush lightsaber zipper tug to slice the baby open!
Now the next time someone tells your that their favorite Star Wars movie is Attack of the Clones, you can slap them in the face and invite them for a snuggle in your Tuantuan bag while reeducating them in the epic that is Empire Strikes Back.
Enjoy
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
History does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
So much is wrong with this I don't know where to begin. How about "I've just bought my shiny new apple iphone, but I hark for the past, a time when people dialled numbers by putting their finger in a giant circle and spinning it all the round, then waiting for it to return to the start before dialling the next digit. Those phones were so sweet, they represent an era all the more innocent and less cynical than ours. I wish I lived then rather than now. But then I wouldn't have my shiny new iphone with all it's apps and convenience. I KNOW. I'll buy one of those iretrophones to put it in. I won't look like a COMPLETE TOSSER IN THE SLIGHTEST."
The fact it's called an iretrophone is enough for it to qualify as a design wank.
Tried out the tilt shift app on the iPhone. Kicks ass. Look! everything is so smallllllllll