design, art, sh*t, fun

and this one has dinosaurs in. Which is always a winner in my book.

BIG BAG BIG BOOM - the new wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

This is some of my buddy Dan's stuff. He is a fairly talented Graphic designer here in foggy London town so feel free to have a look at this stuff, there is a link in our friends section. I am sure he will make me change this picture, but for now, just have a look.

These are pretty funny. I hope they impart some sort of wisdom on all of you who read them, or at least just laugh a bit.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.