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If you’re over 18, you’ve lived through two years whose dates are palindromes: 1991 and 2002. That’s a rare privilege. Since 1001, the normal gap between palindromic years has been 110 years (e.g., 1661-1771). The 11-year gap 1991-2002 has been the only exception, and we’ll wait a millennium for the next such gap, 2992-3003. Until [ READ MORE ]
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY. ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE [ READ MORE ]
SELECTED RULES OF THE AIR FOR PILOTS: 1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 5. The [ READ MORE ]
Hello there everyone, I just thought I would illustrate the 5th amendment with these two videos. The first is a lecture by a criminal defense attorney, and the second is a follow up by a police officer. Very interesting, please watch these[ READ MORE ]
These are pretty funny. I hope they impart some sort of wisdom on all of you who read them, or at least just laugh a bit. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. [ READ MORE ]
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure... In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In [ READ MORE ]
Enjoy If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. History does not repeat itself, but it rhymes. I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose [ READ MORE ]