So we all know that everybody has a different mediclorian count in their bodies. But have you ever tested it? NOW YOU CAN! With the Star Wars force trainer, you can lift a very not-exciting plastic orb which is blown up with a fan which is all held in a childish/retarded looking tube... WITH YOUR MIND! Yes boys and girls, your mind, just like Ewan McGregor.
Jedi Masters explain:
The wireless headset reads your brainwaves through dry sensor technology and can determine the differences between alpha, beta, gamma and delta waves...The brainwave data is translated via computer chip to a fan inside the base of the Force Trainer, which is what actually lifts the ball -- your brain waves control how high the ball goes or how much it moves. As you move through the 15 different levels, you will activate Yoda's training tips and other sound effects.
So there you have it, the secrets of the force in your hands. After years of training you could probably control anything(as long as you don the headgear and by anything we mean the ball). Then you should probably move out of your mother basement and find a job or something.