So I just stumbled upon the trailer for Legion, and it is absolutely insane. I can't decide whether its going to be absolutely mind-bendingly, earth-shatteringly good; or so-bad-that-its-good; or just plain terrible. I do know that its the only trailer I've seen in a while in which an elderly lady kills a man by tearing half his neck open, then climbs on the ceiling whilst spouting blasphemes, before eventually being shot with a shotgun by Dennis Fucking Quaid. It is also the only trailer I've seen in a while that features an archangel mace-fight. Those two facts alone mean I am going to see this film regardless. It stars Paul Bettany as the archangel Michael, who is the only one that stands between mankind and the apocalypse. Have a look and see what you think; its scheduled for release early 2010.
The giant birds behind you, fool!
I saw this earlier today. There hasnt been an archangel mace fight like taht since the winter of 1849.