Well, after a very long time off, I am back. I did not go on vacation, just to work, but now that I have a few minutes, I would like to update you on what the world is doing and share a few thoughts that are not mine, but seem fitting, about this place we call Earth.
First of all: In the news... Not entirely sure how one manages to not consider how a FACTORY is put together when trying to knock it down with dynamite. But here is a video on how you too can fail at reducing a building to rubble with massive sticks of explosive material:
Second thing in the News: Have you ever wanted to seriously piss off the rest of the world? Well in order to do that, you have to understand something, and that is: in order to be a foreboding force in the world as a country, you need to be able to flex nuclear muscles of a sort, but to really fight for the top of the pile you have to be able to stop someones hardest punch... in mid air... wold's biggest pissing contest continues.
And yes its dated, but dang its funnay
Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans
And just to be a moral pain in the ass:
New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go