- Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
- It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
- Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
- You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.
And this from the Onion, the list of qualifications for the new heir to the thrown of North Korea... So if any of you young, budding dictators need a place to make your name, here is what you need.