Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
Michael Pritchard
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900),
Do not employ handsome servants.
Chinese Proverb
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
Terry Pratchett
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
John Benfield
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