Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
Lichty and Wagner
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
There is a lot more to life than just struggling to make money.
Ann Richards
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
Dave Kellett, Sheldon, 02-01-09
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
Sam Ewing
Men who never get carried away should be.
Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990)
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
Jay Leno (1950 - )
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966)
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
David H. Comins
and thats all I can muster at the moment