22GL

Hello everyone, I am writing to convey my frustration: Facebook. It has helped me stay in touch with people I would no longer know, however, I feel that most of the information I am about to provide will have little to do with that specific function.

I was curious to know how much time people, en mass, spend on Facebook, and to my horror I found out. According to howmanyarethere.org, Facebook users spend a staggering 740 billion minutes on Facebook a month. Does that not compute? Let me break it down, that translates to just north of 1.4 million YEARS of time spent on Facebook a month.. What the... how the... What are we losing as a result? or would this time just be spent masturbating? Or reading, or.. I feel as though almost anything else would be arguably more productive than spending time of Facebook.

I appeal to your reason, to your courage and to your sanity: if you are not bothered by that information, stop wasting my oxygen..